Stops his swing, and steps away from his ball, and whispers something too his caddy, Mr. He starts his back swing.ĭonald: He flatuates. It has been ruled that his ball is unplayible, he will take a drop and a one stroke penally.Ĭhampion: (Start laughing a bit too hard as if you where drunk)ĭonald: and the Champion is now laughing very hard, uh one might say a little too hard, but none of the less, he drops his new Areo Fly Ball and resumes play.ĭonald: Back with his trusty 3 wood, the Champion lines up his shot. He starts his swing.ĭonald: And the ball did not move, um if anything it's a little deeper in the mud.Ĭhampion: What is this fucking quick sand?!ĭonald: The Champion is now conferring with coarse marshal, David Canner.ĭonald: And yes i. He's sticking with his 7 iron closes the club face a little. The Champion nods in agreement, and heads into the woods to set up for his third shot which he will have to play out of a dreadfully muddy lie.
Skipijankings: (Say line during: is doing every thing he can.) Forget about the car horn, let's just win this thing!ĭonald: What wonderful veteran words of wisdom. Skipijankings, is doing every thing he can to get the champion's mind back on track. Well now his caddy and friend of 25 years, Mr. He is shaking his hands as if to say I did not have a strong enough grip on the club when I hit the tree route, and my hands are stinging quite badly.ĭonald: The Champion is starting to mutter some obscenities about the car horn, which if you just joined us blew earlier during the champion's back swing at the 18'th tee off. Um into the woods after ricoshaying off the tree route, and ther's a look of pain on the Champion's face.
I don't think that's what the Champion had in mind when he took that swing. Let's watch.Ĭhampion: Take a swing at the ball hitting the tree route in the process)ĭonald: Oh, well I. He s going to play it safe and punch out with a 7 iron with a 8 stroke lead this is simply smart play by the legendary Champion. Eight strokes ahead of the pack, the Champion slowly starts his back swing.ĭonald: Oh no no! Apparently the honking horn had some sort of concentration effect on the champion's usual monstrous drive.Ĭhampion: Is that Greag normen's kid or something?ĭonald: The Champion shakes it off and makes some sort of humorous remark about the horn to the gallery and they eat it up.Ĭhampion: Let's get the ball back on the field.ĭonald: Yes Yes, well now the Champion, his Caddy, and the elendent gallery make their way to the Champion's ball, which is unfortunately larged next to a very thick tree route. I think it would be hard to find in any sport a champion who is as beloved as this one. Random person in the gallery: Go get them champ!ĭonald: Yes Yes. The always charming Champion is now taking time to high five a young spectator and the boy, the boy is awestruck. The Champion: Well let's wrap this thing upĭonald: The gallery lets the champion know what a fine three days of golf he has had. The legendary Champion is now approaching the 18'th tee off with an insomauntible 8th stroke lead. Donald: Welcome back on this glorious sunday afternoon for the final round of the Enbuary classic.
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